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Hail to the Clan. Those who are about to die salute you.

Those listed below for the heinous and terrible offenses here listed have been given a death sentence by the infallible Bouncy Council.

Don't let the flowers fool you. This scurrilous individual was tried and sentenced for failure to avert his eyes. However due to the relentless lobbying of Donna "Fat Ankles" McB, he has been granted a temporary reprieve and is on parole.

This rascal has ruined with his outrageous behavior an otherwise lovely wedding photo of Gertje "Basil" McB. Having recently made amends by updating the clan archivest with the song list, his parole request has been forwarded to the bouncy council.

With offenses too numerous to mention, this criminal was last seen leaving Tesco's with large quantities of cream cakes and beer. Rumor has it that he feeds these cream cakes to his daughter.

Placed On Death Row by the executive order of the Chief and Suzie.
Reason: "whose tent was it anyway?"

	This rascal has ruined with his outrageous behavior an otherwise lovely wedding photo of Gertje "Basil" McB. Having recently made amends by updating the clan archivest with the song list, his parole request has been forwarded to the bouncy council.
	With offenses too numerous to mention, this criminal was last seen leaving Tesco's with large quantities of cream cakes and beer. Rumor has it that he feeds these cream cakes to his daughter.
	Placed On Death Row by the executive order of the Chief and Suzie. Reason: "whose tent was it anyway?"